“His girlfriend knows that the accusations are true. So she’s getting out. She has her own reputation to consider. The faster she distances herself from the coming s**t storm, the faster she and her career can recover. But how does his girlfriend really know that the accuser is telling the truth and that the storm is coming? Well, it’s not because he will admit to anything. She’s telling friends that she is shocked that the words he used with the accuser are exactly the same words he used with the her when they first started dating. It also means that he lied to his girlfriend about something that was very important to her. That’s enough evidence for her.” [Blind Gossip]
My Guess: Justin Bieber and his Babygate 2011
“This chain smoking, thinks way too much of himself, Academy Award winner/nominee still A list actor must have a way with women other than just hookers. I don’t know how he does it. The guy has now started hooking up with one of his B+ list female co-stars despite the fact she is in a relationship with a soon to be A list actor. How does this guy do it? Does he have a magic peen?” [CD&N]
My Guess: This screams the Curious Case of Sean Penn‘s Peen. I really, really hope his co-star isn’t Emma Stone.
“This hunkalicious actor is close to A-list, thanks to his starring role as a popular action hero. Although he plays a clean-cut paragon of virtue on the big screen, in real life he has an out of control coke problem. He’s so far gone that he was recently banned from an exclusive Hollywood club because he pulled out a vial and started snorting coke at his table in the VIP section.” [Janet Charlton]
My Guess: Chris Evans
