We continue our coverage on Justin Bieber’s Paternity Watch 2011…
This story just keeps getting better. The Biebs is being accused of being the father of some random trick’s baby after he allegedly made sweet, sweet 30 second love in a bathroom at the Staples Center. Click HERE to catch up in case you live under a rock (or have a life). Now, Mariah Yeater insists that she “has proof” that Bieber is the father. She told The Insider during an interview that she has presented the mystery proof to her legal team.
I love that she is trying to class it up taking out her lip ring and wearing the classiest junior’s business wear K-Mart has to offer. However, she is still sitting down for an interview that basically started with, “So tell me about the night you had sex with a minor…” No amount of Talbots knockoff cardigans can class that up. That and her topless photos she posted on Myspace showing off her hip tats cancel out the attempt at modesty circa a PTO mom.
As for Bieber, he will be taking a DNA test according to TMZ. Their sources, who are close to the ‘Baby’ singer, (Elmo is such a blabber mouth) insist that when he returns from his stint in Europe, he will take the paternity test and then sue Mariah.
“Our sources say Justin’s lawyer, Howard Weitzman, contacted Yeater’s attorneys Friday and conveyed the DNA test WILL happen. We’re told Justin and his team are so serious … they directed Weitzman to find a lab to do the test and Weitzman has already selected one.
Once the test shows Justin is not the daddy, Justin and his team will sue her. We’re told Yeater’s lawyers appeared “nervous” when they heard the news. This may explain why Yeater’s lawyers went underground yesterday and did not return TMZ‘s calls.”
What kinda proof does she have? An autographed picture signed with, “Thanks for the 30 second stranger danger sex in the bathroom! Peace, Love and Juice Boxes 4-EVA, The Biebs”