Who knew that Twitter would become the verbal weaponry of choice by the special bus version of Charlie Sheen? Ashton Kutcher released more DURRRR on the social networking site supporting Joe Paterno and throwing judgment on Penn State for firing him after he closed his eyes, plugged his ears and hummed the theme from ‘Moonlighting’ while his assistant coach did bad things to children.
“How do you fire Jo Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste”
Someone then passed Kutcher a memo that Paterno basically let Jerry Sandusky rape boys with a note attached explaining that molestation is not awesome.
“Heard Joe was fired, fully recant previous tweet! Didn’t have full story. #admitwhenyoumakemistakes
As an advocate in the fight against child sexual exploitation, I could not be more remorseful for all involved in the Penn St. case.
As of immediately I will stop tweeting until I find a way to properly manage this feed. I feel awful about this error. Won’t happen again.”
He has since promised to run his thoughts through an intelligent human being before posting to Twitter from now on.
Damn. Does that mean gems like, “Ever read a book and get to the bottom of the page and realize that you didn’t read it even though you read it? or “Wonder if its gonna snow today in sibera? Sorry dumb question,” will no longer be shared to his followers?
I shouldn’t judge as I turn a profit on every time his fingers touch a keyboard or he feels the urge to speak. That and the fact that my sister was able to convince me I was adopted from an African American family and my real name was Daisy. In my defense I was 6 and Janet Jackson taught be to be colorblind. Regardless of my lack of reasoning skills as a first grader, I am not the moron Tweeting every mundane moment of my life while looking like a Hobo Jesus and bare backing club tricks in a hot tub.
What happened to this guy? As Kelso he was cute and funny. Now he is weird, dresses badly, and in dire need of a haircut and a razor. And PLEASE stop being naked on that TV show you are on ICK! Never thought I would say this but miss you Charlie!