Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.
Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”
“She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that’s beyond just being quirky,” an old friend reveals. “In the end, she just can’t hide the crazy. When Angelina’s kids get cuts and scrapes, she saves their discarded bandages in a large jar. She thinks she’s being edgy and artistic, but to others, she just seems weird.”
“She locks herself in the basement every day and exercises for hours,” the employee shares, adding that she uses those endless workouts as a way to escape her family. “No one is to bother her during that time.”
Their story further includes details of her “strange soup diet” and her “addiction” to online porn. Ok, so they just say it’s an online addiction but what do people go online for…porn. Don’t give me that Dame, PLEASE look. If they deleted all the sites that didn’t have some kind of porn it, all that would be left would be one site called BRING BACK PORN.
Regardless, she wasn’t trying to hide any crazy on 60 minutes. Jolie talked about her pre-saint days of wearing vials of blood..
Angelina on nearly dying: “I went through heavy, darker times and I survived them. I didn’t die young, so I’m very lucky. There are other artists and people who didn’t survive certain things.”
Angie on what those mysterious “certain things” are: “I think people can imagine that I did the most dangerous and I did the worst, and for many reasons I shouldn’t be here. You think of those too many times where you came close to too many dangerous things, too many chances taken too far.”
On how she still likes to bust out her old pvc panties and go all American Horror Story Rubber Man on Brad: “I’m still a bad girl. I still have that side of me. It’s just in its place now. … It belongs to Brad.”
don’t all mothers do this? isn’t called bedtime? if i had six kids i’d be doing the same.
If anyone is locking any doors…….. Its the kids locking her out … Dragons are outdoor animals
Angelina is a selfish narcissist with no maternal instinct. I believe her former housekeeper/assistant. She is a Hollywood weirdo who pretends to be so into humanitarian causes to keep roles coming in Liberal Hollywood. Brad is an idiot without a brain to be with her. She is not the beauty she claims to be. She looks more like a man in drag.