Kris Humphries is going to sue 10 layers of Revlon foundation off Kim Kardashian. Basically, Life and Style must be saving the good stuff for post Black Friday. So they went with the filler know as Kardashian news.
So, Kris has been reading Famewhorin’ for Dummies and decided to sue Kim. No real reason is cited but I have been researching suits for being a gigantic waste of space/drain on society/hypocritical hose-beast who is as deep as a kiddie pool but then if any of these were actual grounds for a suit then I’d be chin deep in money demands. The tabloid reports he was blissfully ignorant of the fact the Kardashians will take any and all opportunities to make their reality shows relevant on E! and doesn’t like being portrayed as a giant sack of DUH who clenches at the appearance of a gay man…
“Kris has a legal team investigating his options,” the insider tells the new issue of Life & Style. “He’s claiming his role on Kourtney & Kim Take New York is bigger than he was told, and that’s why he wants more money. But Kris is also suing because he’s really worried about how badly he’s going to be portrayed on the series.”
“Midway through the season, Kris starts bullying Kim’s best friend, Jonathan Cheban, about his sexuality,” shares a Kim pal. “Jonathan isn’t gay, but Kris accuses him of being gay and criticizes him for it in a really homophobic way. Jonathan is really upset. Kris used the word ‘gay’ as an insult, to try and hurt Jonathan. He’s the lowest of the low bullying someone like this.”
I think he already hit “lowest of the low” when he signed a contract with the Kardashians. Regardless, Momma Kris is already trying to paint Kim as the victim by telling Us that Kris, although easily distracted by shiny objects, still has a firm grip of the obvious…
“He tried to control Kim by bring her down…He would say truly terrible things. One time, he said she had no talent and her fame wouldn’t last. [He even called her a] fat ass.”
Yet, Kim was still willing to marry this giant trick? I digress, Gossip Cop assures readers that their source close to Humphries is NOT suing Kim.