Twilight War, Reality Slacker and a Booze Thief – Blind Items

~What handsome, 40-some­thing A-lister was so afraid of being upstaged by a “Twilight” star’s teeny-bopper appeal and good looks that he made sure the actor didn’t land a co-starring role in his upcoming film? Moviegoers still consider the elder star sexy, but he’s so insecure that he didn’t want to take any chances – and the role went to an unknown! – [National Enquirer]

My Guess: This one might have several answers out there. Robert Pattinson was being courted for a role on Tom Cruise‘s new film,’Rock of Ages.’ The director, Adam Shankman, was told MTV back in November: “Rob is a good singer. There were times during the ‘Rock of Ages’ casting process [we thought of him], and he was never available.” However, I don’t classify Sparklepants as “teeny-bopper” so I’d have to guess Taylor Lautner is the younger star and the older star is still Tom Cruise for the new Mission Impossible movie.

~Which blonde Bravo star tries to get out of doing any promo work for her reality show and leaves the pimping to her reality show cohorts? – Hollywood Dame

Hint: Think ‘Housewives’

~Which supposedly sober rock star was spotted at a high-end gala schmoozing the tables and surreptitiously swilling all the other guests’ wine? [Page Six]

My Guess: Steven Tyler stole my free booze moves! thief

What former A list tween actress was heard at a party saying, “If my next movie does not have the word f**k in at least 20 times I’m not doing it.” [CD&N]

My Guess: Miley Cyrus

~Thanks to a major improvement, this award-winning actress is looking better and younger than she has in years. However, that still does not mean that celebrity men twenty years her junior are interested in dating her. The last couple of men she targeted – including a sexy Hollywood actor – passed on the opportunity. It’s not so much her age that concerns them. It’s that there’s a twist to this story. She wants them to beard for her while she pursues her relationship with the wife of a Hollywood icon.[Blind Gossip]

My Guess: Kirstie Alley pops into my head. She publicly talked about wanting to get her some Bradley Ambiguously Gay Cooper and happens to be BFF with John Travolta and his wife, Kelly Preston.