Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy spread has leaked. The official cover features Lohan spray painted with Revlon, dipped in Photoshop and drenched in air brush after someone deloused, exfoliated and pumped her full of collagen. Take note that this spread was her second try.
The goal was to channel Marilyn Monroe, but it came out more soft core porn star trying to pay the rent. Most are calling it Amanda Lepore meets Anna Nicole Smith with invisible nipples.
As for the leak itself, Playboy is “freaking out” according to TMZ. Now that the full spread of Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot has hit the net, sales are expected to plummet.The mag paid her $1 million for the feature and expected the issue to be their best seller for the year. Thousands of extra copies were printed in anticipation for increased demands.
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She looks too good to be real…and that’s just it. These pictures are not real. I wonder why they didn’t photoship out all of her bruises., plus, her hair is totally fake.
Any teenager would look better…but no decent teenager with a loving family would do such a thing. The shame would be unbearable.
She’s desperate. No movie roles for years – but plenty of rolls. Had to resort to fake pictures. Gawd awful and sad. She ain’t not teenager, that’s for sure, even tho they rubbed out all her wrinkles.
Seek her out in real life. She looks nothing like these pictures. Playboy is folding (read about Hef’s freak sons) and are hurting for money. My dear Lord in heaven, his sons are TOTALLY WEIRD AND FREAKS.
Lohan is ugly in real life. Seriously, take a real look at her.