“In a move that is sure to stoke shock and awe among fans, a major (and incredibly popular) character on a hit drama series will take his/her last breath during 2012. And I’m not happy about it. What’s more, per the Grinch St. Nick the actor/actress in question in not going quietly into the night…
“There has been a lot of tension on the set,” whispers the spy, “because [spoiler] isn’t happy with how [pronoun redacted] is being killed off.” – [Michael Ausiello TV Line]
My Guess: I am leaning toward Hugh Laurie on ‘House.’ Loved the show…then the entire Huddy season made me hit the ESC button. Rumors have been brewing regarding an end to the series for awhile now.
“This actor is probably A list. He has been top billed in lots of movies, but the thing is, unlike other members of his family he seems to always share that top billing with someone. It seems that our actor has a fondness for strip clubs. Nothing wrong with that. He especially likes some in his hometown. His one quirk is that he only likes African-American women to dance for him. No other races seem to do the trick for him. He likes one dancer so much that instead of just giving her dollar bills, he bought her a car. Maybe this is why we never see him with a girlfriend. Too busy in strip clubs.” [CD&N]
My Guess: The only showbiz families that come to mind are the Wilsons (Owen and Luke Wilson), the Sutherlands (Donald and Kiefer Sutherland) and the Baldwins. I would guess Luke Wilson as Owen is an admitted lover of skinny blondes.
“Not much to say here except that this B list actor from a popular franchise apparently has a fascination with Tijuana Donkey shows. He’s obsessed.” [Buzzfoto]
My Guess: After I cleanse my mind with some Lysol and vodka I would venture to guess Shia LaBeouf. He seems like the odd little monkey.
“Which former teen-star-turned-hunk had to do some quick thinking when his mom called to say she was driving over to tidy up his Hollywood home? The mama’s boy, who was heading out of town when he received the last-minute call, quickly dialed his manager to go wake up and get rid of two naked girls who were fast asleep in his bed!” [National Enquirer]
My Guess: Well we all know who it isn’t.
