Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.
“He had never told Angie this before. She had assumed all along that she was the only woman Brad had ever impregnated. Now Angie is questioning everything, including whether she can ever trust Brad again.
Brad doesn’t tell Angie everything, especially when it comes to Jen. The mention of Jen makes Angie completely irrational. But he never imagined this would infuriate Angie to the extent that it has. Now it could spell the end of them forever.”
National Enquirer also adds to the Um, OKAY with the “news” that Jolie is now pregnant and talks about how she and Brad are spitting rainbows because they are so happy together.
In a startling development, the screen sexpot and papa Brad Pitt are getting the best New Year’s present of all – a surprise pregnancy.
Sources reveal the thrilled Oscar winner is three months along and now she can’t hide her telltale belly bump.
“Brad and Angie are ecstatic,” an insider told The ENQUIRER. “They’ve been trying to conceive for most of the year. It was always their goal to have another biological baby, and they want to adopt at least one more down the line. But at 36, Angie’s biological clock has been ticking.”
“With all of Angie’s medical woes lately, she and Brad consider it a blessing and a miracle that she was able to conceive,” revealed the insider. “Angie had a very rough first trimester and struggled to keep weight on,” noted a close source.
“But she’s put on weight over the holidays, stuffing herself with meats and fruits. She’s completely committed to staying healthy for the sake of her family, but she needs to gain more weight to keep her baby healthy.”
So explain to me how it was a surprise pregnancy if they were trying for over the course of a year? It all sounds like the recap of an episode of ‘Passions’ and probably was one of the story lines at some point. Damn. I miss that midget Timmy. What a sweet guy.
I digress, you can exam Angie’s possibly baby infested belly in these photos at the premiere of “In The Land of Blood and Honey.”
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