Beyonce has given birth to a baby girl. I am guessing they are going to name it Tempurpedic thanks to the rumors that her entire pregnancy was a sham and she paid some non-English speaking foreigner carrying the petri-dish concocted kid in her EZ Bake Oven.
We will go with the assumption Beysus actually gave birth for the benefit of the doubt. (And I don’t like being hunted for sport/revenge.)
“Beyoncé and Jay-Z welcomed a daughter Saturday night in New York, the little one’s arrival coming via scheduled C-section, mutliple sources confirm to E! News.
[The baby girl's name is] Blue Ivy Carter! At least that’s what Jay-Z is telling pals at this point—the couple’s reps have not immediately responded to calls seeking comment.”
The days before Beyonce had little Sobakawa Cloud Pillow, rumors flew that she booked half of the birthin’ center at St. Luke’s Roosevelt Hospital on the Upper West Side of Manhattan.
UPDATE – Beyonce’s baby name is Blue Ivy Carter. E! switched the order of the name.
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