Polls schmolls. Lindsay Lohan got a new tattoo! Ok, it’s a crap story, but I am still suffering a hangover from the aftermath of my gay best friend’s wedding. Who knew that 6 tequila shooters, 3 dry martinis, 4 Black and Tans and a Sidecar would equal a night debauchery that included getting kicked by a midget after hugging them and shouting, “Dobby! You’re alive!”? Ok, so that was a month ago, but I got a $377 bill from the Psychic Friends Network today that reminded my of the evening. (Side note: Huzzah for New York, Massachusetts, Connecticut, Vermont, New Hampshire and Iowa.)
Lindsay must have been jealous of Justin Bieber’s new giant Jesus tattoo, so she had more crap etched into her skin. The ink, located along her left wrist and trailing down her thumb, reminds her to “Live Without Regrets.” Being that she is a professional fark up, she already has important things like “breathe” on her wrist. Wench should also keep other reminders like SNORTING = BAD, BOOZE = DRUNKEN STUMBLE and SHOW UP FOR COMMUNITY SERVICE/COURT DATES.
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