Jessica Simpson is talking about the amount of crap she is inhaling during her pregnancy. Judging by the picture, she looks to be about 14 months along and is due in the spring. One of her cravings has been buttered Pop Tarts. The image may be terrifying, but Paula Deen is writing that shiz down for her next cookbook.
“I had a buttered Pop-Tart this morning”, the pregnant 31-year-old tells Extra. “I’m eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n’ Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap n’ Crunch. Everything’s filled with sugar. Everybody comes up to me and asks me, ‘How’s the nausea?’ and I’m like, ‘I don’t have any!’” the singer says, though she’s “definitely eating a lot of Tums — I have the reflux and acid going on.”
I am nauseated just by reading about that mess…and I eat
Kahlua Kashi for breakfast and wash it down with Irish Coffee and a Tic Tac. I am surprised I don’t see chewing on McDonald’s golden arches on my way to the liquor store church. I am guessing all the acid comes from her stomach rejecting Cap’n Crunch. The oil slick that is left behind in the milk is enough to make your stomach lead a revolt. (Disclaimer: I am sure the cereal is a fine addition to your breakfast despite the fact it feels like you are eating razors.)
When it comes to the actual birthin’ Jess says she isn’t scared. In this case, ignorance really is bliss.
“I feel like it’s already going to be a shock. Like, ‘Whoa! I just pushed that out!’ You know?”
“Shock.” LOL, girl, I have witnessed the “miracle of birth” and things…rip. Good luck to ya.
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