This is shocking. Just shocking! (Not really.) Lindsay Lohan didn’t pay her 2009 taxes. Perhaps it’s the fault of her passport (damn thing refuses to stay in her bag every time she is due for court/work – exhibit A, exhibit B). Or maybe it was that pesky tea that fermented to booze upon entering her blood stream. Either way, I am sure someone or something will be blamed. I am giggling with anticipation to see what W-2 eating creature she invents.
TMZ reports that the IRS has filed a tax lien against the “star.” Even though it wasn’t a year full of lucrative acting jobs, she still managed to rack up nearly $94,000 in federal taxes. She has to pay up or start facing garnishments and repossessions. They could empty bank accounts, there goes her teeth-fixin’ funds courtesy of Playboy, and real estate.
The site also mentions that a paparazzo is suing her over an 2010 car incident. The pap, Grigor Balyan, swears on his bank account that he was taking pictures of Lohan when her driver accidentally hit him. With dollar signs in his eyes, he claimed the accident caused him orthopedic and neurologic injuries. He is seeking “reasonable compensation.” His Lohan’s insurance company only made him an “insignificant offer.”
Does he realize that her biggest project, other than Playboy/court/acts of drunkery/fixing her coke ravaged teeth, is being a professional fark up? It’s like asking a hooker what a $1.50 will get you. (FYI- A double cheeseburger and a hug.)
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