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There’s rumor going around that Katy Perry could be rebounding out of her current situation – aka her divorce – with none other than Tim Tebow! HollywoodLife reports (so, huge grain of salt here) that Perry’s parents, Mrs. and Mrs. Hudson, have their eye on the Denver Broncos quarterback for their newly single daughter. If Russell Brand’s former wild ways and British accent were too much for her deviled egg-hating parents, Tebow just might be the man of their dreams.
“[Katy's] mentioned on more than one occasion how much she likes Tim,” a source tells OK! magazine.”Katy’s mom firmly believes the best cure for heartache is to quickly fall in love again… In her mind, Tebow is the perfect guy for her daughter. He’s handsome, charming, intelligent and above all, a good Christian.
Responds every other Christian mother with an eligible daughter: Take a number, Mrs. Hudson. Katy’s parents have gone as far as inviting Tim to speak at the church Katy used to sing at in Huntington Beach, Calif. Of course — when Katy will be there! Which is an offer he’d be wise to take a pass on given her father’s apparent recent anti-Semitic statements.
That’s right – a divorced women is the first thing a religious christian virgin is looking to marry. While this has “PR stunt” or “utter crap” written all over it, none of this has been confirmed as of yet… But, we’ll definitely keep you up to date on whether Tebow accepts the offer or not! And just so we end this item on the same hysterical note on which it began, NFL.com has mocked up an image of what a potential offspring of Katy and Tim might look like. Enjoy!
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