Someone put an extra scoop of crazy in their Captain Crunch and served Lindsay Lohan with a lawsuit claiming she was a high end hooker who was involved in the Navy Seal operation that killed Osama bin Laden. Pshaw. Lindsay a “high end” anything. Well, there is your first problem.
A crazy by the name of Thomas A. Green is suing Lindsay and filed a 12 page handwritten complaint in L.A. Superior Court says TMZ. He admits that he has hallucinations but still accuses Lohan of backing out on his brilliant dotcom business. It’s pretty garbled and sounds like he is just throwing in big words to sound like some legal savant. Kinda like Ally McBeal on coke, Red Bull and pain killers.
“[Thomas] set out to command [Lohan] to twitter and stated if [Lohan] acknowledges this is an Osoma Bin Ladden op all civilians in past wrong doing will receive clemency. [Lohan] might be a high end prostitute.”
I shouldn’t laugh because somewhere out there Dina Lohan is writing a script for this and Lindsay will finally win that Oscar she thinks she deserves because she showed up to work on time once. I can just picture it…Lindsay Lohan: a Navy Seal who moonlights as a prostitute saves the world by killing the man who outwitted George W. Bush! SUMMER 2013
I digress, somewhere in the VIP room in heaven, Elizabeth Taylor is laughing in a bubble bath while wearing a tiara and thinking: “Bitch, that’s what you get.”
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Lindsay Lohan needs a lot of PRAYER !!!!!!!!!!