Taylor Swift took some time off from washing her unicorns on planet Rainbow Brite to pose for the cover of Vogue. All hating aside, she looks AMAZING. Ok, back to hating… So Taylor is really trying to cement status as a crazy cat lady, because she went all sorts of loco when talking about her biggest problem: MEN.
“I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid. There’s just been this earth-shattering, not recent, but absolute crash-and-burn heartbreak, and that will turn out to be what the next album is about. The only way that I can feel better about myself, pull myself out of that awful pain of losing someone, is writing songs about it to get some sort of clarity.”
Taylor says she’s “got nothing going on” right now romantically. She says she’s happy with the life she has now and is happy that she didn’t spend this Christmas crying, like she did last year. In case you can read between Taylor’s cryptic lines of code – she’s talking about Jake Gyllenhaal. At least she looks good. Her cats will appreciate it.
There are 4 warning signs Taylor looks for now when dating: 1 – They’ve got to love who she is as a person, not her public personna. 2 – They must be okay with her security team. 3 – Don’t put her down. And 4 – Don’t be obsessed with privacy. You won’t have any. I got a feeling Taylor may be following the footsteps of Adele in her new ‘heartbreak’ album.
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Images Via: Vogue