Along with being dressed by the ghastly tacky clearance bin at Big Lots, Snooki is reportedly pregnant. This rumor has flown around hair salons in Jersey many times, but she denied it while on a radio show a few weeks ago. Enter the New York Post. A source insists that she is pregnant and has been hiding the baby because she just scored a spinoff with MTV. Being that her show is based on getting drunk, flashing your bagina for club entry and closing out the night by making out with 6 different people and spending the morning trying to figure out how Old Dirty Bastard ended up in your bath tub while scrubbing the puke out of your gigantic furry boots… a baby is going to be hard to work into the plot and still retain any amount of believability. Is the world ready for Fetal Alcohol Syndrome reality tv?
