AskMen.com has released the names of the winners of their Most Desirable Women poll. Usually when I hear the words “poll” and “women” my mind automatically goes to strippers. Alas, none of the ladies on the list are currently working the night shift at the Bill’s Boobie Bungalow.
Sofia Vergara should have won first place, but somehow readers where impressed by a ‘Gossip Girl.’ Sure. Why not?
Top 10 Most Desirable Women
1. Blake Lively – Seriously? Leonardo DiCaprio/Ryan Reynolds/anyone remotely relevant Make A Wish Dating division winner.
2. Mila Kunis – No longer Jackie on ‘That 70’s Show’ but now a respectable Oscar nominated actress who banged Macaulay Culkin.
3. Sofia Vergara – The funny one with lovely boobies on ‘Modern Family.’
4. Selita Ebanks – Victoria Secret model who was fired by Donald Trump half way through ‘Celebrity Apprentice.’
5. Miranda Kerr – Another Victoria Secret model who married Legolas.
6. Cheryl Cole – English chippy who dances/sings.
7. Scarlett Johansson- Ryan Reynolds ex who slummed it with Sean Penn.
8. Katy Perry – Caressed another female’s lips with her own, enjoyed it and subsequently made gobs of cash.
9. Anne Hathaway – The new Catwoman in ‘The Dark Knight Rises.’ Seriously.
10. Jessica Pare – Secretary from ‘Mad Men.’
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