Adele Sex Tape ?! – PHOTOS *UPDATED*

The French had a pretty good wrap with me. French Toast = good, French fries = good, French Martini = AMAZEBALLS! Now a magazine claims that there is an Adele sex tape and I now realize that they are just like us gossip mongering Americans. (With the exception that they can make the word “poop” sound sexy when they say it.)

A rumor claims that an angry ex lover has sold some video footage of himself and Adele having sex in the back of a car. The singer is now in a happy relationship, but her scorned ex sold the tape for a large wad of cash with a side of revenge. A paparazzo by the name of Jean Claude Elfass reportedly has the tape and will leak pictures before airing out the entire footage.

(Editor’s Note: This is a very rough translation thanks to Google, so pardon mistakes. Via Public)

“One can see very dared images which show the singer on the back bench of its car, and it seems to take its foot. The lover and gifted for the trifle. Shocking images turned with a smartphone which are focused only on the face and the intimacy of the star.”

UPDATE: The alleged video of Adele’s sex tape has hit and it is not her according to experts. (I.E. several interns brave enough to watch it.) The old clip is posted on a random porn site and entitled, “Daddy’s little girl during lunch hour.” I don’t think it is here, but she could probably pass for second runner up in a lookalike contest.

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Images Via: Wenn.com, Public Magazine