It’s Monday morning and some of you lucky hoes get to kick it at home for President’s Day. I am about as political as I am sober, so I am shilling Sparklepants “news” instead of kicking it with my entourage (Aunt Yetta, my mother, my niece and my extremely wise transgender sidekick) at P.F. Chang’s for a liquid lunch. (Editor’s Note: Read “news” as “obvious to the rest of us but just now donning upon everyone else.)
Good ol’ Robert Pattinson is amusing us by shaving his head and joking about being a 25 year old playing a 90 year old damned to live in a 17 year old’s body for eternity. When asked about reprising his role as Edward Cullen in the ‘Twilight’ saga, he laughed and mused that his too
famous established no longer needs to slum it for a paycheck old for the role…
“I’d be curious what (Stephenie Meyer) would write, but I just think I’d probably be too old by the time (they did it). I’m already too old,” he continued. “But yeah, it’d be kind of interesting.”
They can do amazing thinks with Silly Putty, Photoshop and Covergirl these days so I wouldn’t could Sparklepants out of the role if there was at least 6 digits on a paycheck.
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