Jessica Simpson Pregnant and Nude on Elle – PHOTO

I thought we were all over the nude pregnancy photos? Apparently Jessica Simpson missed the memo (or fears the fax machine because it is a Trojan Horse of evil) and is naked and photoshopped beyond recognition on Elle.

Simpson has billion dollar fashion empire so every argument I have is invalid, but I kinda feel bad for this kid. In a Snooki is also having babies kinda way…

Jessica on her baby taking her scotch away – “Givin’ up my Scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! … Though now, being pregnant, you crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!”

Jessica on skipping a drunken biking adventure for the baby – ““We were goin’ to have an all-day drinking binge,” Simpson says, not shy about saying so. “Gonna ride our bikes, hang out… do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?”

On the baby’s name being something odd (I will put money it being Bloomin’ Onion) – “It’s nothing shocking and nothing you’ll have to add to the dictionary. Still, when people hear it, they’ll know … why.”

Simpson is also having a baby girl and she will just die if turns out to be a Chaz Bono/Shiloh Junior – “I swear, I will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins! Eric is so athletic — we’re gonna have this athletic girl and I won’t even be able to take her shopping, ’cause all she’s gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!”

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