So this is what getting engaged to a guy who sluts it with every back up dancer, club ho stroller and human with a vagina in a 10 mile radius gets you.
Jessica Biel finally wore her gigantic engagement ring out in public. Biel and Timberlake left the Tavern and paps finally got a shot of her custom designed rock. The square cut diamond looks like it is at least 4 carats. Usually you take the number of hoes he cheated with, multiple it by 2 and then divide by number of houses he owns…so that should be 10 carat rock, but judging by that awful dress, she doesn’t really care about life anymore.
Last we left these two, the were happy and engaged. Since then they have faced a couple of prenup rumors. According to “sources,” Jessica wants a $500,000 cash payout in addition to other terms if (more like when) he cheats. As for babies, she fears that if she gains more than 5 pounds Justin will seek solace in the vagina of another woman.
“If he’s faithful for several years, maybe she’ll agree to have a baby. She doesn’t trust him 100 percent yet. Jessica figures if she gets fat during pregnancy, he’ll cheat again.”
I have to give credit to Jess. Even though she constantly dresses like the old lady who goes through every gallon of milk at the gas station to find the best expiration date, she isn’t a complete moron.
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