First OK! ran a report that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie were getting married. The following week they ran another report stating that the wedding was off because they were fighting over something stupid, probably whose hair clogged the drain. This week the rag claims the wedding is back on. Next week I am sure we will be treated to some story in which Angie calls of the wedding again because she overhead Brad telling George Clooney he thinks Cambodia sucks.
“The wedding was totally off: They were having so many arguments, but they’ve finally managed to bury their differences,” explains the confidante, adding, “Angie is expecting twins this fall, so it is making them feel a time crunch. They decided they’d both like to welcome their twin boys to the world as man and wife, which means the wedding has to happen fairly soon. They’ve both realized how much they want to be together.”
Another media outlet claimed that Brad was building a fancy reception hall in late February, but it turned out to be some modern office space. The rag also sourced a trip to McDonald’s as a “good sign” they will be getting married. WTF? Angie takes the kids to get Happy Meals and that means wedding? This logic baffles me and I found a way to write off cat food on my taxes.
So, to recap: wedding, no wedding, wedding, twin boys, McDonald’s is a haven for engaged couples and cat food is tax deductible.
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