I would have bet money on Maple Butter Blondie being Jessica Simpson’s baby name. Instead, she went the way of menstrual pad for name inspiration.
For awhile I was convinced this girl was actually going to give birth to a deep corn dog that had been rolled in sprinkles, dipped in ice cream, battered, re-fried and drenched in caramel. It looks she actually has a full grown toddler in her belly, so she is making the baby press rounds before she craps that baby friend out. After posing nude for Elle, she teased that they had picked out a baby name and confessed that “most people won’t get it.”
In Touch swooped in to rob her of her weird baby name thunder…
“They tossed around a lot of names, including some wacky ones like Zinfandel, but couldn’t agree on anything,” a family friend confides.
“They’re going to call her Maxwell, Maxi for short,” the friend says. Maxwell is Eric’s middle name, and also his beloved grandma’s maiden name. “Jessica wanted a name with meaning.”
And not only has Jessica’s been seen wearing a necklace with a diamond “M” pendant in honor of her little bundle of joy, the couple also already ordered onesies monogrammed with the name! Jessica, 31, is now set to give birth on April 20, three weeks earlier than her original due date. “She’s gained so much weight and the baby is so big that doctors pushed up the date,” reveals her friend.
Lets hope they err on the side of Zinfandel. But this is Jess, so they might as well do it right and call her Franzia or Seagrams Cherry Fizz.
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hate to say it but jess is not a cute pregnate Sure vanessa will look better.. She must have ate everythin but will have tummy tuck and surgery likw the rich can do.. otherwise shed be a mess!!