Justin Bieber Bruised and Bloody – PHOTOS

Someone check on the toddlers of the world, because they might be crying sad tears into their Snack Packs at lunch today. The Biebs was photographed bruised and bloody in a photo shoot for Complex.

Justin Bieber‘s beautiful lesbian cherub face was splattered with blood in an editorial for the magazine and entitled “Second Round KO.” The point is to pimp his new album and I guess there is supposed to be some sort of point to looking like the victim of a hate crime, but the interview is full of Biebery goodness including making fun of rappers, throwing a fit over a jacket and talking about drugs.

Justin on rapping about things he loves, like ‘Toy Story’ and snow days: “Some grumpy rap media outlets have griped about Bieber freestyling over classic beats like Biggie’s “Who Shot Ya,” but he shrugs the critics off. “I just rap for fun,” he says. “It’s nothing to take seriously. On my new album, I’m going to do a little bit of rapping.” He proceeds to spit a set of bars from “Boyfriend,” a song recorded for Believe. “Tell me what you like, dear/Tell me what you don’t/I could be your Buzz Lightyear/Fly across the globe/You don’t even need to fight, dear/You already know/I can make you shine bright/Like you’re laying in the snow/Burr.” Yeah, JayBee’s up on Gucci Mane, too.

Justin on wearing a jacket that probably cost more than my car: “But the mood takes a turn when someone on his team hands him a BlackBerry that shows a photo of Swizz Beatz wearing an MCM jacket identical to the one he’s wearing right now—the same one he proudly described as a one of one. Bieber immediately calls his stylist to ask why Swizz had the jacket first. There’s a little bit of tension, but the conversation doesn’t last long and ends with Justin saying confidently, “Well, whatever. I just rocked it here in France and it looks swaggy.”

Justin on playing peek-a-boo with Selena Gomez: ““There’s no way to hide the relationship completely, because then it would be unfair to us,” he says. “It’s like, ‘You take this car, and I’ll take this car, and then we’ll meet up at the spot. Then, you go in this door, I’ll go in this door. We’ll end up crossing ways. You get back in this car. We’ll cross over, do a James Bond. You go through the kitchen. I’ll go through the back area. Then we’ll meet in the dressing room and see each other.’ At that point, it’s not even a relationship. You’re just hiding from everyone. That’s unfair and unhealthy, man.”

Justin on being afraid of a man named Scooter: “The typical growing pains of adolescence are different under the microscope of fame. Scooter recalls a conversation they had about drugs: “He called me and said ‘Do you know why I’m never going to do that stuff? Because I know you’d walk in and beat the shit out of me.’

Justin on only wanting his picture taken after he puts his pretty face on: “I’ll be covering my face,” he says, “and it pisses me off so much when people say, ‘Get over it, Justin. You’re famous. People are going to take your picture. Suck it up, you’re rich…’ It’s like, ‘Yo, I just got off an eight-hour flight. I’m tired and my eyes have bags under them. I’m not trying to take pictures. I’m not going to come to your house, wake you up, and start snapping your picture.’”

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