Here is your celebrity mundane for the day.
Jessica Alba demonstrates her parenting style by either flipping off paps, picking a bogey with her naughty finger or showing us how many of her films she’d actually watch. Perhaps she too fell victim to a plot concocted by an older sibling and was duped into thinking that bearing your middle finger was sign language for “I Iove you!”
Needless to say a young Dame once flicked off her mother, father, preschool teacher and cute boy who sat across from my finger painting easel. She may or may have also once believed that she was adopted after being found in a trash can because the black family that I belonged to didn’t like me and, by the way, her real name was Daisy.
I digress, enjoy Jessica Alba looking like a snotty mother who instructs their offspring to only play with other kids wearing next season’s Calvin Klein onesies. Alba took daughters Honor and Haven Warren to the park while wearing unfortunate tomato colored pants.
Now if you’ll excuse me I suddenly have a craving for a Bloody Mary.
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