Ryan Gosling unleashes one HEY GIRL onto the world and panties ran down the legs of every straight woman in a 3 mile radius. Just a fun fact.
When he isn’t breaking up New York street fights, healing the blind by removing his shirt and making me consider bearing his children…Gosling is saving people’s lives. According to Laurie Penny, a British journalist, he saved her from possible walking in front of death…
I literally, LITERALLY just got saved from a car by Ryan Gosling. Literally. That actually just happened.
I was crossing 6th avenue in a new pink wig. Not looking the right way because I am from London. Ryan Gosling grabbed me away from a taxi.
He did not say ‘hey, girl.’ He said ‘hey, watch out!’
Identity of no-idea-if-actually-a-manarchist-but-definitely-a-decent-sort Ryan Gosling confirmed by girl near me, who said ‘you lucky bitch’
Confession: I did a double-double-take because, initially, I thought it was @jedweightman. Then realised Jed would not wear double denim.
Now, this is the power of attractive people. If a hobo would have grabbed her and stopped her from crossing the street it would have been assault. Huzzah for good genetics!
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Well Laurie, I don’t mean to be a dickhead either, but when Ryan Gosling, I repeat, RYAN GOSLING, saves your inattentive ass from oncoming New York traffic, you thank your lucky stars and NEVER question your newfound popularity. I’m sorry if you find our excitement off-putting. Next time look both ways before dealing with New York traffic.