In news that only 2 people at the water cooler really find remotely interesting…Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are dating.
TMZ is hollering about Kim “rebounding” with Kanye after divorcing that basketball player who has an uncanny resemblance to the offspring of a gorilla and a bear. Sources say that they “just started” dating and West wooed Kim with a date to see ‘The Hunger Games.’ You know, because nothing says romance like children forced to kill each other.
West has had been “in love” with Kim since she married Gorilla Bear. In his new song, that happens to be coming out around the same time as this dating revelation, he allegedly admits his unrequited love for Kardashian…
“And I’ll admit I fell in love with Kim. ‘Round the same time she fell in love him. That’s cool, baby girl do your thing. Lucky I ain’t have Jay drop him from the team.”
Unless he has mistaken his own reflection as Kim, I doubt they are “in love,” but for now it looks like they are indeed dating. Kim is a skilled famewhore and issued this response to People when questioned whether or not their two gigantic egos fit in one room…
“Kanye and I have been friends for years. … You never know what the future holds.”
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