Lindsay ‘Clubbing Makes Me Uncomfortable’ Lohan is being investigated for battery after she allegedly got into a shoving match…in a nightclub.
Amanda Bynes was arrested on Friday and Lindsay, being the Duchess of Ho Tricks, couldn’t let her steal the Certified Screw Up title from her resume. According to the woman’s story, Lohan started shoving her after she was flirting with a male member of Lindsay’s entourage.
The report was filed with the West Hollywood Sheriff’s Department and authorities are looking into it. Her rep states that the woman in question is living in the Land of Make Believe and Lindsay is busy feeding abandoned kittens and making cards for cancer stricken children while coming up with solutions for the recession…
“Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame.”
Looks like that being off probation thing is really working out for her.
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