Miley Cyrus Gets Stitches in ER

MY GAWD! START A PRAYER CHAIN! ALERT OPRAH’S ANGEL NETWORK! Or grab some coffee and play Words with Friends while pretending you are diligently working on that report for the afternoon meeting. I’d find the latter to be more interesting, but lets explore Miley Cyrus’ emergency room visit anyway.

Miley cut her finger with a kitchen knife and headed to the ER for some stitches. This was billed by various media outlets in bold, capital letters as though her life was hanging by a thread as she was rush to the hospital. It wasn’t all that exciting. She even had time to throw on a gigantic sweater to try and cover up the awful skull laden jumper she was wearing.

This isn’t the first incident involving Cyrus and cuts. The ‘Can’t Be Tamed’ singer was photographed with, what some deemed, cutting scars. Click HERE for those pics…

Alas, Miley is fine and you can put away the candles for your vigil. She will be back to pant-less crotch popping in no time.

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