It’s Friday and by now you are walking around the office staring at a paper with a doodle of kitten doing karate while holding a coffee so you look busy. So, I am going to debunk a Bieber rumor and call it news…
Justin Bieber is going to hit pause on his musical career and go to college according to rumors started by a random site. The media outlet claims to have scored a interview with The Biebs and alleges that he confirmed that he is going to Cornell University this fall…
So Justin, tell me about how excited you were to hear about your admittance?
Justin: Well Dan, I really couldn’t believe it. It’s still sinking in.
You’re used to being a pop superstar and a global icon, how hard is it going to be fitting in to the real world.
Justin: Well, I’m really excited to be a normal kid again. Going around touring and having girls scream at me has been exhausting. I’m going to have a good time at Cornell.
The interview also alludes to Justin breaking up with Selena Gomez so he can make his crotch the neighbor sorority’s mascot…
Speaking of chicks, how are you and Ms. Gomez doing?
Justin: Hahahaha, Dan you know better not to ask about that. But to tell you the truth, as great of a girl that she is, I really want to try to do college the right way.
Sorry New York. The entire interview is as fake as Madonna’s cheeks, Heidi Montag’s entire body and Lindsay Lohan’s reformation. The Bieber will not be going to Cornell and has no plans for college at the moment. Sources have confirmed that the site’s “exclusive interview” never happened.
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