“This B list actress, famous thanks to her franchise films, is craving another hookup with her co-star. During premieres she and the film’s leading man have crazy sex that makes fellow hotel patrons complain to the front desk about the noise. Unable to wait for the next red carpet event that will throw them together, she tried to call for an early hookup. His girlfriend answered the phone and caused the B lister to panic and hang up. When the girlfriend called her back, she blamed the hang up phone call on her assistant. His lady didn’t buy it and warned B list and her assistant that if it happened again her STD secret would slip to the tabloids.” [Hollywood Dame]
“Which super-famous female pop star, known for her “bad girl” reputation, has been secretly hooking up with women? The sexy singer has been frequenting European strip clubs, getting lap dances, then taking the raunchiest performer back to her hotel!” [National Enquirer]
My Guess: I hope Ke$ha stocked up on Valtrex and Purell.
“We might have called the making of this new celebrity couple in one of our previous blinds, but what we never expected to happen was the possibility of a fallout from a different celeb. This C list performer and television star has apparently been trying to set herself up with the male celebrity in the new relationship for several months now. Through her management and team, she was hoping for a meeting so she could go on a real date with him. She’s apparently been a fan of his for years now and been biding her time. When she saw pictures of his current ‘relationship’ she was furious and fired her publicist. She plans on inserting herself at some point into a place where she’ll be able to accomplish her goal of being his latest gf.” [Buzzfoto]
My Guess: This screams Jennifer Love Hewitt, but I wouldn’t classify her as a “performer.” Hmm…
“This Young Money rapper has kept his asset endowed exotic lady friend as a constant companion since they first linked up, but word on the street is her stomach will soon be bigger than that bubble butt and there’s no dancing around the situation any more. The moral of the story may be don’t get too “Faded” when fawking your girl cuz when it comes to keeping the kid ‘She Will.’” [Bossip]
My Guess: I’ll take Drake for the win.
“In Hollywood, it’s popular to be socially liberal and a Democrat. This handsome American actor is an industry leader in supporting Democratic Party candidates. He has donated his time and money and creative fundraising ability to many Democratic causes. However, he has a secret about the way that he votes that only his close friends know. He publicly talks like a Democratic Party loyal. But he actually votes Republican. A lot.”
My Guess: GASP! Wait…no hookers in this blind? It’s actually refreshing. I’ll say George Clooney is the secret republican.
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