Thanks to all who stopped by Hollywood Dame to watch the premiere of ‘Snow White and the Huntsman’ Monday morning. That’s right. We streamed it live from the red carpet, drank Bloody Marys and ate martini olives. What? They were stuffed with cheese!
If Kristen Stewart is your vice, then the new issue of Elle will delight your fetish for dirty hipster who discovered the power of cursing. Among the nuggets of wisdom she shared with the mag, Stewart confirmed that Robert Pattinson is her “f**king boyfriend,” she doesn’t like horses and that she is wearing The One Ring.
Kristen on Rob angering the French: “Oooh, Martin Amis.” Stewart plucks ‘Money’ from the shelf. “My copy just got soaked – my toilet overflowed.” And then, “Oh my God, my f–king boyfriend just did this movie,” she says, referring to Robert Pattinson while pulling down a copy of Bel Ami. “The French, they’re up in arms that he did it.”
Kristen on making horses think, ‘Bitch, this isn’t a pleasure cruise for me either!’: “I hated it,” she admits of riding. “I didn’t take to the whole mentality of f–king ordering that thing around – ‘Go now!’ You have to be an a–hole, basically. Not to say that horse people are a–holes to their horses. But you have to basically tell that thing who’s boss, and I didn’t want to do that. I was like, ‘No, do your thing. I don’t even want to be up here.’”
Kristen on being so hipster that even her rental car is a melting pot of non-conformity: “She unlocks a nondescript rental car (she can’t drive her Mini Cooper without being followed by paparazzi), drops the books in back, slides into the driver’s seat, starts the engine and offers up a Camel. Pushing the cigarette-lighter button, she says, laughing, “I went for the high-class rental. This car’s got all the fixin’s!” Scattered on the passenger side floor are a pair of plaid Van sneakers, an empty protein drink, a Coca-Cola can, and a plastic to-go container with a half eaten sandwich covered in mold. A nearly empty Snapple sits in the cup holder, cigarette buds floating in it.
Kristen on living in a protective albeit trash laden bubble that has sheltered her from life (kinda like Pig Pen): “Because I didn’t go to f–king school, I feel I would have had a bit something extra if I had,” she says. “Maybe because my life is so perfect, when I see the other side of life, it just seems like, almost like I want…” Stewart struggles for words. “You can learn so much from bad things. I feel boring. I feel like, Why is everything so easy for me? I can’t wait for something crazy to f–king happen to me. Just life. I want someone to f–k me over! Do you know what I mean?” That which doesn’t kill you makes you stronger? “Exactly. It’s one of the reasons I want to act. I love living in different worlds, because a lot of times mine is pretty nice and easy.”
Kristen on a mysterious ring that we all want to be some sort of engagement/promise ring, but is really about as magical/special as something you get in a gumball machine: “Stewart taps her hands on the steering wheel, her short nails lacquered in bloodred. On her thumb is a silver spoon ring. “All four of my brothers and my mom and dad have these,” she says. “My mom went and got them for Christmas.” And the gold ring circling her index finger? “Everyone wants to know,” Stewart says slyly. She shakes her head. “Everyone knows already – it’s ridiculous.” As painful as it is to be so publicly pushed and prodded, how does she square wanting to be projected on a 40-foot screen? “Laurence Olivier was asked, ‘Actors, what’s the impulse? Why?’ And he was just like, ‘Look at me, look at me, look at me, …’ That was his answer. But at the same time, it’s like, ‘Nooo, don’t look at me. Look at some version that I’m going to present to you. Let me control it.”
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