John Mayer continues his My Hyprocisy Knows No Bounds P.S. I’m a Bit of a Dumb*ss tour.
The notorious bag of vaginal cleanser whined to Rolling Stone about Taylor Swift calling him out via her song ‘Dear John.’ Lets take a moment to remember his past debauchery and verbal fireworks:
John on not deserving to be called out for playing something other than Patty Cake with Squints: “It made me feel terrible. Because I didn’t deserve it. I’m pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.”
John on missing the memo that every song Taylor writes has something to do with an ex boyfriend or the fairytale of a perfect boyfriend: “I never got an e-mail. I never got a phone call,” Mayer tells the magazine, adding. “I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I’d already been dressed down.”
John on it being ok to mention sexual napalm, wonderland bodies and Jennifer Aniston’s vagina but not past failed relationships: “I will say as a songwriter that I think it’s kind of cheap songwriting. I know she’s the biggest thing in the world, and I’m not trying to sink anybody’s ship, but I think it’s abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, ‘Wait till he gets a load of this!’ That’s bullsh*t.”