We have been busy treating our eyeballs to visions of Miley Cyrus’ engagement ring and thoughts of a nacho buffet complete with queso fountain and all the trimmings befitting a hillbilly wedding. But Amanda Bynes didn’t slip under The Silver Fox’s radar.
As we all know, she has been getting stumbling down drunk and hitting people with her car. A cop who decided to do his job because he doesn’t have the luxury of a money vault supplied by Nickelodeon child star payout arrested her for aforementioned drunkery and assaulting pedestrians with her farking car. Amanda, being the chick from ‘The Amanda Show’ and morphing into the less busted looking version of Lindsay Lohan, apparently thinks that Obama will put our nation’s problems on hold to fire the cop who dared arrest her.
We have all Tweeted incredibly stupid things. A haiku I wrote about cheap wine may or may not have offended the religious community after going on a bender and deeming it wise to Tweet. We’ve all been there, but Amanda’s blood alcohol level must be reaching new heights. I am sure the President wanted to respond…
ImmaBarackUrWorld: “What is an Amanda Bynes, why should I care and how do planes stay up? Just kidding. America doesn’t negotiate with vehicular terrorists high on peach schnapps. The end.”
Anderson Cooper also had some words of wisdom to share on the topic of hot messes who can’t hold their liquor.
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