Chris Brown beat on someone who doesn’t have a vagina is the real news here, but I thought I’d save the poon punching titles for Matthew Fox.
Brown and Drake were patroning the same night club. Both guys have been to Rihanna’s Barbadian paradise and rumor has it that she actually cheated on Brown with Drake. A skirmish ensued after Chris sent a bottle of champagne to Drake’s table. The ‘Shots for Me’ singer waved it away with a return to sender note that said: “I’m f**king the love of your life. Deal with it.” Brown flipped his shiz and confronted Drake and his entourage which included Meek Mill. He has also humped on Brown’s punching bag so we can pretty much deduce that everyone present has had sex with Rihanna.
MTO adds that Drake threw the first punch and then one of his entourage members hit him in the mouth with a bottle. It cut Chris’ chin and he started to bleed.
Photos of the aftermath at the after hours New York club show tables overturned, shattered glass and a general mess. Of course, Brown has to detail the smell of every fart he thinks is relevant and shared a Twitter pic of his boo-boo. I have had bigger owies after my drunken’ stumble home goes awry, but Brown went the hospital after complaining about getting owned at the club by Drake on Twitter.
How u party wit rich ni**as that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!
Ni**as is pu**y!
Bottles? It’s nothing. Lol
Ni**as throwing bottles! Y’all niggaz weak!
Ni**as hiding in the bathroom bitch ass niggas!
Ok! Ni**as stand behind security!!!! Ok! U don’t pay them enough!
After you wipe the tears of laughter out of your eyes and pretty much translate all that mess into BOO FREAKIN’ WHOO you can go ahead and roll your eyes at his “Throwing bottles like girls” comment. Only bitches bite and last I checked real men don’t hit women.
UPDATE: Gossip Cop has an actual eyewitness report and they say that Drake and Chris never touched each other directly, but the fight did happen between to the entourages that totaled around 15 people a side.
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Images Via: Twitter, TMZ