If men gyrating on a stage in some sort of costume is your thang…than you’ll enjoy Channing Tatum and Matthew McConaughey in ‘Magic Mike.’ For some reason slightly sweaty men wearing body glitter and dry humping me is right up there with swimming in lakes (friends always insist on “going to the lake” while I am out East but I just say: Why don’t you just me directly on me now and we can save the tiresome trip and bug spray), so I will stick to dry land and picking up the guys who do all the heavy lifting at Lowes instead.
