After months of giving side-eye filled denials, Johnny Deep’s publicist has confirmed that he and Vanessa Paradis have split.
They used the words “amicably separated,” but the last time I heard those terms it was followed by a month long battle over some fancy-pants ancient vase that, I think, Jesus must have painted because they each went to extreme lengths for that thing. I won’t get into details as I am confident several of their acts were felonies.
Depp and Paradis were “partners” in a Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie kinda way so there will be no legal battles over pottery. Their two children 13 year old Lily-Rose and 9 year old son, Jack, will be spending equal time with both parents. The rep also asked that the family gets ample amounts of privacy and respect.
“Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children.”
Johnny was rumored to be diddling one of the Olsen twins back in February, so maybe we can all point our fingers and gasp at that. I am just impressed that he lived to deny the tale.
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