Jenny McCarthy Playboy 2012

From the people who brought you Lindsay Lohan nude, here is another chapter in people we don’t really want to see naked.

Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy cover has hit. After I laughed until I peed at the words “classy” and “elegant” being used in conjunction with this photoshopped nod to the late eighties, I noticed Charlie Sheen’s name peeping over her right shoulder. It’s like putting a GRADE A BEEF label on the Manager’s Special discount meat and having it endorsed by the Head Warlock of BITCH BE CRAZY.

Perhaps I am just bitter she gets to ride Brian Urlacher around like an overworked circus pony, but even if you aren’t a Bears fan and thought that ‘Singled Out’ was a stroke of brilliance…you gotta admit that this is so airbrushed I am pretty sure her boots and gloves are the only things not paint by number.

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Comments

  1. Don says:

    Anyone who dose’nt want to see Jenny McCarthy nude is either brain dead or gay.

  2. karen says:

    Hey Donny Boy you forgot one group who do not want to see Jen’s no-no areas…WOMEN you can add Lilo and JLo and Kim K to that list too

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