From the people who brought you Lindsay Lohan nude, here is another chapter in people we don’t really want to see naked.
Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy cover has hit. After I laughed until I peed at the words “classy” and “elegant” being used in conjunction with this photoshopped nod to the late eighties, I noticed Charlie Sheen’s name peeping over her right shoulder. It’s like putting a GRADE A BEEF label on the Manager’s Special discount meat and having it endorsed by the Head Warlock of BITCH BE CRAZY.
Perhaps I am just bitter she gets to ride Brian Urlacher around like an overworked circus pony, but even if you aren’t a Bears fan and thought that ‘Singled Out’ was a stroke of brilliance…you gotta admit that this is so airbrushed I am pretty sure her boots and gloves are the only things not paint by number.
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