It is the worst kept secret in Hollywood that John Travolta will turn into a clutch purse at the Tony Awards for male masseurs. Good ol’ boy has been hit with multiple lawsuits from men stating Johnny touched their peens without being asked first.
So, John Travolta and Kelly Preston dry humped their way down the red carpet at the premiere of ‘Savages.’ They didn’t take their hands off each other and kissed frequently as photographers snapped away. If they were going for a show of unity, it came off more like: SEE! LOOK! WE ARE TOTES STRAIGHT. STRAIGHTY STRAIGHT STRAIGHT STRAIGHT! Oh my gawd, was that was that Madonna and Bette Midler hugging? I think it was! Oh mah gawd I could just die! Wait until I tell Richard! He is going to be the most delicious shade of green from all the envy! Oh, wait, it was an old drag queen and a paunchy busboy. Could you imagine how fabu that would be though? Oh, right…STRAIGHT!
And that kittens is what overcompensation looks like.
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