After Us skewered Vanessa Paradis and pretty much a laminated bulleted list of all the things that went wrong between her and Johnny Depp, they are back with more to the story.
The rag claims that Johnny and his ‘Rum Diary’ co-star, Amber Heard, are “100% dating.” According to their report, Depp bought her a horse and has been showering her with attention and gifts.
I know you are thinking, “But, but, but isn’t she gay?” She split with girlfriend Tasya van Ree and started hooking up with John during the press tour. This all followed a breakdown between Vanessa and the ‘Dark Shadows’ star after he became fed up with her complaining about:
*Being resentful of his success
*Harping on him for the last 2 years about breaking up
*Being bored living on their private island
*Wanting to live in L.A.
*Wanting him to do big budget Disney films for the money
That Johnny. Seducing women with his wonky teeth and breaking up happy lesbian relationships with his pony giving.