Natalie Portman has finally married her baby daddy. The ‘Black Swan’ starlet had the smuggest wedding in world in Big Sur. The city in California, not the mattress store where a young Dame may or may not have hooked up with a salesman who sold her a queen sized pillow top. It wasn’t technically paying with nature’s credit card, but he did throw in a free bed skirt and a coupon for a sobakawa pillow.
Us Weekly reports they married in the dark. I envision glow in the dark bubbles flying around as Natalie walks down the aisle with a black light making her dress shine like the light of a thousand fairies as her bouquet of glow sticks radiates color. However, I am pretty sure it wasn’t that awesome and more than likely involved a quote from some ancient philosopher that no one has ever heard of, but Natalie knows his shoe size and favorite meal.
They exchanged vows during the Jewish ceremony which took place under a chuppah. (Those are big canopies despite the fact it sounds like something that would be delicious dipped in cheese.)
Macaulay Culkin was in attendance. Normally this would give me a case of the shrugs, but he was rumored to be wasting away from some heroin problem. Apparently he and Natalie have been “friends for years.”
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