Suri is Still Hittin’ the Bottle While Shiloh Plays With Dead Spiders

While I usually identify with anyone who can’t the bottle, Suri is in a world of crazy according to Star.

In their latest issue, the nannies of celebrity kids “reveal all.” According to their loose lipped nannies, Suri has a shoe collection that will make you cry and probably cost more than your average home in the Midwest. The mag is also sticking with their repeated claims that the tot is lonely and still using a baby bottle.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ kid isn’t the only child being banked on for rent money. Shiloh’s nanny claims that the daughter of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie plays with dead tarantulas. Along with her penchant for dead arachnids, she is “obsessed” with blood.

One of my sources said that while some of the claims are true, it’s blown out of proportion. Suri has a plethora of shoes thanks to Tom spoiling her. As for the bottle, she uses them for her baby dolls. Shiloh is a unique kid and, just like most kids, is curious about death.

The rag also takes another jab at Shiloh being the next Chaz Bono with a headline on the cover in caps reading, “I WANT TO BE A BOY LIKE DADDY!”