Good ol’ Life and Style is hollerin’ from Mount BS that Adele had a secret wedding and married Simon Konecki.
The rag based their claims on a photo of Adele wearing a “gold wedding band” on her left ring finger. Naturally the mag translated that into a secret wedding filled with “emotional vows” and a chocolate waterfall at the reception. (The last one may or not have been in the report, but as we approach wedding season I beg all my dear friends getting married not to cheap out on the cheese/chocolate/vodka waterfalls.)
It’s all hokum. Adele waded through her sea of accolades and jumped on Twitter to confirm that she is NOT married.
‘m not married…Zzzzzzz”
Seriously though. Waterfalls of booze and or cheese makes everyone forget they sat through two hours of BLAH, BLAH, LOVE AND JUNK, BLAH.
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