As if the SAG Awards, Golden Globes, BAFTA’s and People’s Choice wasn’t enough ego stroking, here are some photos from the 2012 Oscar Nominees Luncheon. Not lunch. Luncheon. These people have money.
Brad Pitt Finally Thinks Marrying Angelina Jolie is a Good Idea
January 27, 2012 By Leave a Comment
First comes love then comes marriage then comes Jolie with a baby carriage… Wait, they weren’t married when they had all those kids, but Brad Pitt says it’s probably about time he marry Angelina Jolie. Originally, the two said they weren’t going to marry until gay marriage was legal, but now that the kids are older they are asking questions like “mom and dad when’s the big day?”
Angelina Jolie is Pregnant, Leaves Brad Pitt After Jennifer Aniston’s Miscarriage?!
January 4, 2012 By 2 Comments
Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.
Angelina Jolie Starving Herself ?!
December 8, 2011 By 1 Comment
Angelina Jolie likes to keep her body pretty lean, but according to sources close to her, starving herself has more to do with her humanitarian efforts than how she looks – it’s to show her respect for ‘the poor’, not because she likes looking skinny.
Angelina Jolie Locks Kids in Bedroom While She Gets DRUNK ?!
November 23, 2011 By 3 Comments
Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.
Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”
Angelina Jolie Living on 800 Calories a Day ?!
October 19, 2011 By 1 Comment
Good ol’ Star magazine is shilling a story that Angelina Jolie is barely living on 800 calories a day. (How many calories are in holy water and kale?)
Their report also insists that friends of Jolie are worried and she is even headed to rehab to deal with her weight issues. National Enquirer adds an Angelina Jolie scary skinny story with a rumored addiction to diet pills.
Angelina Jolie Having An Affair with Her Bodyguard – RUMOR
October 5, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Star Magazine has once again appeared to have pulled ‘news’ out of their rear and is claiming that her holiness – Angelina Jolie - is stepping out on Brad Pitt and getting a little too close for comfort to her current bodyguard. Known only as ‘Guy,’ he’s been by her side for months and she jets all over Europe for her directorial debut ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’, as well as Pitt’s ‘World War Z.’
Brangelina Tribe’s Play Date with Gwen Stefani’s Kids – PHOTOS
September 27, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s brood had a dinner date with Gwen Stefani and her boys, Kingston and Zuma.
Jennifer Aniston Brangelina-Palooza
September 22, 2011 By 2 Comments
Brad Pitt dared to utter a reference to Jennifer Aniston in an interview for Parade magazine. Basically he allegedly alluded to the fact that being married to Jen is as exciting as steamed broccoli. Since Brad opened his beard-hole he has had to backtrack and slap a plethora of I didn’t mean it like that statements.
Angelina Jolie Confirms Secret Wedding Rumors are BS
August 30, 2011 By Leave a Comment
Stamp a big ol’ TOLD YA SO on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s mythical wedding reported by Us Weekly. As we reported, the tabloid was wrong in their claim that a secret French wedding was in the works.
