Brad Pitt Casts Maddox in ‘Battling Boys’

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s son Maddox is gonna become a star in his own right! Maddox is reported to be taking the lead role in upcoming movie “Battling Boys,” produced by Pitt’s Plan B company. The film is based on a graphic novel about the young son of a god who leaves his mountain-top home “to fight monsters.”

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Jennifer Aniston Kicked Brad Pitt Out

A new book by Arnon Milchan reveals that Jennifer Aniston told Brad Pitt to pack up and get out of their home after he confessed that he was in love with Angelina Jolie. Jolie has emphatically denied that she became involved with Pitt while she was co-starring with him in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith,” but book quotes from Milchan not only confirm that the two did hook up during filming, but that Aniston immediately threw him out of their home when she learned of the affair. Can you blame her?

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Emma Stone: Natural Blonde, Mom Got Drunk with Brangelina

Emma Stone was on ‘Conan’ and discussed many key current event topics like her natural hair color and her mother getting drunk with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.

The ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ star admitted that she is a natural blonde but went red for a film. Judd Apatow is responsible for her love of the ginger hair hue. He had her dye it and she found that she felt “funnier” after ditching her blonde locks.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are Prisoners

Someone hit the pity button on my emotions for me. Brad Pitt and Angelina are tortured souls who can’t fart without someone trying to bottle it and sell it on eBay. According Matt Damon they are just of running a tin cup across their 7 figure jail cell bars looking hungry and forlorn.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Marry

This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.

A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.

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Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie Highest Paid Actresses

Forbes has come up with their list of Highest Paid Actresses. Using info from agents, lawyers, producers and their own “insiders,” they came up with a top five that includes the usual A-listers.

Surprisingly enough, Sarah Jessica Parker is at the top of the money heap. She tied with Angelina Jolie with a $30 million payout from May 2010 to May 2011. Most of SJP’s earnings still come from ‘Sex and the City.’ Between the second film and reruns of the show along with her perfumes and her involvement in designing Halston’s clothing…she doesn’t need a slew of blockbusters to keep her in her Manolos. Parker does have two films currently in post production.

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s Secret Wedding – RUMOR

Before you go scouring Le Pottery Barn for Brangelina’s wedding registry, hit the pause button.

In Touch reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are planning a ”secret wedding in France.” Their rival tabloid, Star, is reporting that Angelina’s “secrets and lies” caused a trial separation between her and Brad. The rag points the break up at Angelina’s voodoo vag for seducing every man, woman and manimal that crosses her path.

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Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.

According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.

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Angelina Jolie No Makeup Louis Vuitton Ad

Get your Yeah, Okay looks sharpened because Pietro Beccari, Louis Vuitton’s executive vice president, is trying to convince us all that Angelina Jolie has no makeup on in the brand’s latest campaign.

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Maria Shriver Hires Divorce Lawyer

When Maria Shriver and Arnold Schwarzenegger announced they were splitting up there wasn’t a mention of if they’d be heading to divorce court. But as you can imagine after all that’s come out in the last few days regarding Arnold’s affair with the housekeeper and the love child, the table seems to have turned. Maria hasn’t filed for divorce just yet, but she’s hired the big guns when it comes to divorce lawyers.

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