Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Again

Looks like little Bronx Mowgli will have a baby brother or sister soon. According to rumors, Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with her second child.

Bronx is just 6 months old and will soon have competition for mom and dad’s fruit fly attention span. Despite reports that Pete Wentz is out getting crunk with strippers (see those photos by clicking HERE) while Simpson is at home playing on Twitter, a source blabbed they are expecting.

Per Star Via Aceshowbiz:

“She’s just a few weeks along and doesn’t want to tell the world for at least two more months,” squeals a Star spy, who claims Ash is “beyond thrilled” to be adding another child to her family. “She loves Pete and wants to hang on to him. She believes this second baby will really clinch the deal.”

Yeah, that is totally working for Angelina Jolie. So basically she wants to keep Pete and is using a baby to do that. Someone explain because the rationalization behind this, because to me it is mind boggling. She might as well get him a Hallmark card that says: “Honey, I love you and want to tie you down with yet another baby. Never EVER leave me because I’ll find you! Love, Kisses and Flat Irons…Ash.”

Images Via: Wenn, Ashlee’s Twitter

Pete Wentz Parties with Strippers – Photos

Let the wrath of Creepy Papa Joe Simpson unleash. Pete Wentz was photographed partying with some strippers.

While in Las Vegas, Pete Wentz was partying with his band, a friends and some hoes. Over 50 people were in attended for the night of debauchery. Pete was reportedly grinding on some strippers and dancing with them on the table. Holly Madison was also said to be in attendance. Meanwhile Ashlee Simpson was at home posting pictures of their baby boy, Bronx Mowgli, on her blog.

Via Star:

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness blabs. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and singing along to his band’s own songs, grinding up against the dancers. At one point he was dancing on a pool table with the girls.”

Apparently Ashlee was there earlier in the day and attended the Fall Out Boy concert. Once she as on her way home she Twittered: “I am beyond sad to leave my love… My heart is breaking as we drive home. I need my hubs.”

Ah, this is all just a matter of missing his wife. I am sure he was just seeking solace in the bosom of his lady friends who were just scantily clad and there in moral support…in their thongs….on the pool table…and drunk. Oh who am I kidding. Dude spanked some strange.

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Images Via: Star, Ashlee’s Blog

Ashlee Simpson To Join the New “Melrose Place”

Well it seems like Ashlee wants to try her hand at acting again. Multiple sources confirm that singer and wanna-be Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has become the latest person to check into “CW’s” newly resurfaced show “Melrose Place.” Simpson-Wentz will play a small-town girl named Violet, a character whose is said to resemble the Southern-belle-turned-actress portrayed on the original “Melrose Place” by Amy Locane. The character also appears sweet and innocent on the surface, but uses that to mask her inner sex kitten. Hmm – wonder if Ashlee can pull that off! Besides her upcoming gig March 18th on “CSI”, this will be her first time behind the acting lens in 7 years since her unimpressive “7th Heaven” days.

Others already cast include Katie Cassidy and Michael Rady, and rumors are circulating that Heather Locklear is in talks to reprise her role as Amanda Woodward. “OC” actress Mischa Barton is also in talks to join the show. Ashlee and Mischa on the same show… Is it me or is this show seemingly lacking in the talent department?

The show is considered a lock to land a spot on The “CW’s” fall schedule, presumably to follow “90210” on Tuesday nights. How long do you think it’ll take husband Pete Wentz to convince producers to cast him as a guest star? Guess my Tuesday nights will still remain free despite the “Melrose Place Has-Beens Variety Hour.”

Image Via: Wenn

Bronx Mowgli Wentz Photos – See Them Here

He is actually adorable. I am not much for loving on babies due to the fact they continuously ooze boogers and poop. But I do enjoy them from a distance.

I believe these are the first baby photos of Bronx Mowgli Wentz.

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Ashlee Simpson Defends Jessica Simpson’s Weight Issue

Jessica Simpson showed off her slight fuller & healthier looking figure over the weekend — and now her critics have made a mountain out of a mole hill!

At this past Sunday’s Kiss Country Chili Cook Off in Pembroke Pines Florida, the 28-year-old singer and part time actress dressed in high-waisted jeans and a double belt, shocked people with her new paded bod. A lot of websites out there are poking fun at her, calling her fat and overweight now. Fat??? True, she looks like she may have gained a few pounds. But this is more of a case of bad fashion statement as she made The Dame’s Fashion Disaster list (Click Here to See That Story) Simpson has always had a curvy figure, but her fashion choice this weekend was horrible. A couple of people have since come to her defense, including her younger sister Ashlee Simpson.

Per AshleeSimpsonMusic.com:

“I am completely disgusted by the headlines concerning my sister’s weight. A week after the inauguration and with such a feeling of hope in the air for our country, I find it completely embarrassing and belittling to all women to read about a woman’s weight or figure as a headline on Fox News.

All women come in different shapes, sizes, and forms and just because you’re a celebrity, there shouldn’t be a different standard.”

Is this something you would say to your wife, daughter, mother, grandmother, or even a friend?

I seriously doubt it.

How can we expect teenage girls to love and respect themselves in an environment where we criticize a size 2 figure?

Now can we focus on the things that really matter.

-Ash”

So Jessica is a size two and they’re attacking her weight? Wow -What a “glamorous” message to be sending to all the pre-teen girls who idolizes her. Hollywood trainer and author of “The 5 Factor Diet” Harley Pasternak has also come to the defense of Miss Simpson, defending her. Her former trainer tells “Extra” that the singer is now Healthy. Pasternak worked with Simpson during the filming of “Major Movie Star” in 2007.

Via Extra:

“She has curves where a woman needs to have curves. We all go a little bit up and a little bit down. But she’s healthy. She’s still sexy. She’s still a beautiful woman. And I have no problem with the way she looks.” He adds, “I think if more people looked the way she looks now, the country would be a lot healthier.” Says Pasternak. “I think Jessica has a really healthy perspective on her healthy body image and looks like a woman. I would take her body any day over somebody who’s emaciated and looks unhealthy.”

Personally, weight-wise she looks fantastic and is a very beautiful person. Fashion-wise it was not one of her better choices. Jessica usually is dressed very stylishly in clothes that flatter her body. Maybe it was just an off day for her? It takes a very specific type of woman to pull off those high-waisted jeans, and Miss Simpson surely is no Victoria Beckham. Stick to the low-waisted jeans, honey.

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Bronx Mowgli Wentz Baby Photo

Behold…it is the next eyeliner rep for Maybelline.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have opted to share their first photos of Bronx Mowgli Wentz in a holiday card instead of selling them to the highest bidder.

Papa Simpson is crying in the bathroom thinking of all the lost baby money.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz Selling Bronx Mowgli

The new parents need to restock their eyeliner and are shilling baby Bronx Mowgli to magazines for some cash.

Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have been trying to sell Bronx’s first photo for the cover of the highest bidding mag. However, they are unsuccessful as no one is making offers. They started by approaching People and failed miserably. Simpson and Wentz then took their offer to the competition and still found no interest.

“Pete and Ashlee have approached every single celebrity magazine with offers to sell their first photos, but nobody wants them. Covers of them tend not to sell well.”

I’ll take him. I am offering his and her flat irons, $30 and a bag of Funyuns. Deal?

Ashlee Simpson Post Baby Photos

Ashlee Simpson has resurfaced after giving birth to her “Jungle Book” baby, Bronx Mowgli.

Ashlee attended her husband’s concert. She appeared with Pete Wentz at a private Fall Out Boy show at the Troubador club in west Hollywood. Creepy Papa Joe and her mother also tagged along to the concert.

So…wait…does that mean Bronx was left alone with Jessica Simpson? Dear God! Someone get a Mowgli update stat. She has probably put him in the washing machine by now after an attempting at feeding him Hot Pockets got messy.

Images Via: PR Photos

Ashlee Simpson Gives Birth to a Boy – Confirmed

The new King of Revlon hath cometh! Ashlee Simpson gave birth to a baby boy last night. I can just picture the legions of faithful fans holding up their flat irons at Hot Topic in celebration.

Simpson and husband, Pete Wentz, welcomed their bundle of joy Thursday evening. The couple named him Bronx Mowgli Wentz. He weighed 7 lbs. 11 oz. and was 20 ½ inches long. Both mommy and Bronx are doing well.

“Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

They realize that Jungle Book babies will get their lunch money stolen and have the shiz beat out of them on a daily basis, right? Poor kid’s initials are BVW. No wonder this baby didn’t want to come out. He is damned to a future that includes emancipation at the age of 8 and a name that sounds like a throat infection.

Ashlee Simpson’s False Alarm Birth

Contrary to what was assumed, Ashlee Simpson is STILL PREGNANT. It was a false alarm and she has not yet given birth. The prodigal son of eyeliner is NOT upon us.

“Ashlee’s rep tells ET the report that triggered rumors on the Internet is not true, adding, “It is a pure fabrication.”

Pete Wentz called in to MTV’s TRL finale to respond to the false reports, saying, ‘Nothing’s happened yet, contrary to what the internet tells you.’”

So much for my super powers of deduction and reasoning. That baby is going to be 12 when she pops out. It’s like the never ending pregnancy.

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