It’s that time of year again when celebrities get out the glue gun, supersize their dress ruffles and dip themselves in enough beading to make Johnny Weir green with envy. It the Costume Institute Gala at the Met.
Beyonce Calls Surrogacy Rumors ‘Crazy’
April 30, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce was named the World’s Most Beautiful Woman by People magazine and that means we also get gobs of gushing about how easy it is to be hot and the fact that the light of a thousand fairies shines out of her baby’s every orifice. The mag also features her thoughts on that pesky Pillow Baby rumor that theorized that she faked her pregnancy and used a surrogate who doesn’t speak a word of English, but understood the language of GOBS OF CASH.
Beyonce Named People’s Most Beautiful Woman – PHOTOS
April 25, 2012 By Leave a Comment
People magazine has announced this year’s ‘Most Beautiful Woman.’ The media outlet named Beyonce as their pick for 2012.
The ‘Run the World’ singer was thrilled to be picked as pretty, pretty princess for the year and owes it all to her new baby girl, Blue Ivy Carter…
Beyonce Back to Performing
March 19, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce is back to work after giving birth to Blue Ivy just over two months ago. Or, she is continuing her world domination after unstrapping the Sobakawa Cloud Pillow depending on whether or not you believe the fake pregnancy rumors.
Beyonce Breastfeeds in Public
March 1, 2012 By 6 Comments
Well, she is farking Beyonce. She could pee in the middle of Bloomingdales and management would put little velvet ropes around the puddle and charge people to see it.
Beyonce’s Weight Loss Secret
February 21, 2012 By 1 Comment
It’s been a month and a half since Beyonce gave birth to her first child Blue Ivy Carter. We’ve seen Beyonce and Jay-Z stepping out on the town. Beyonce’s body looks amazing. It’s almost hard to imagine she was pregnant just 6 weeks ago.
Justin Timberlake as Bon Iver on ‘SNL’- VIDEO
February 20, 2012 By 1 Comment
After Whitney Houston was laid to rest, Bobby Brown bailed before the funeral before it even started and Kevin Costner schooled everyone on how to do a eulogy, we all sought solace in SNL. Well, most of us. I was sailor hunting. Long story.
Blue Ivy Cater PHOTOS
February 11, 2012 By 2 Comments
Because Beyonce and Jay Z like to see me work on the weekends while I am trying to nurse a cheap vodka hangover feed starving orphans, the couple shared photos of Blue Ivy Carter.
Beyonce and Jay-Z to Trademark Blue Ivy’s Name
February 8, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application to protect their daughter Blue Ivy‘s name. The couple lodged its petition at the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office on January 26th, just weeks after becoming parents – a new clothing line perhaps?
Beyonce Surfaces with Amazing Post Baby Body – PHOTO
February 7, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Insert shock and awe. (Not really.) Beyonce has surfaced with a her post baby body looking remarkably unchanged. Well, her boobs are hitched a bit higher.
