Because Beyonce and Jay Z like to see me work on the weekends while I am trying to nurse a cheap vodka hangover feed starving orphans, the couple shared photos of Blue Ivy Carter.
Blue Ivy Cater PHOTOS
February 11, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce and Jay-Z to Trademark Blue Ivy’s Name
February 8, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce and Jay-Z have filed a trademark application to protect their daughter Blue Ivy‘s name. The couple lodged its petition at the U.S. Patent & Trademark Office on January 26th, just weeks after becoming parents – a new clothing line perhaps?
Beyonce Surfaces with Amazing Post Baby Body – PHOTO
February 7, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Insert shock and awe. (Not really.) Beyonce has surfaced with a her post baby body looking remarkably unchanged. Well, her boobs are hitched a bit higher.
Beyonce and Jay-Z Baby’s Godmother is Who ?!
January 26, 2012 By 1 Comment
Blue Ivy just hit the (god) motherload… Again. Beyonce and Jay Z‘s little baby was royalty before she was even officially welcomed into this world. And since her birth, Blue Ivy Carter has been spoiled rotten. There was a security details comparable to the secret service to ensure Blue Ivy arrived at her home for the first time without a hitch. She also has a high chair worth $3500 complete with Swarovski crystals. It’s nothing but the best for Blue Ivy.
Well now Jay and Beyonce aren’t stopping with the royal treatment because they’ve picked a superstar to be Blue Ivy’s Godmother. And it’s a real “Aha” Moment. She’s an A-list celebrity and one of the highest paid women in Hollywood. Any guesses? And the Godmother is… *Drumroll, please!*
Beyonce’s Baby Blue Ivy Now Marijuana Namesake
January 16, 2012 By 3 Comments
We knew Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s baby Blue Ivy was going to be influential, but this just isn’t what we expected. Not only is she the youngest person to appear on the Billboard charts, but now she’s the youngest to have her own strain of marijuana named after her! The grey area between State and Federal laws in California allow marijuana dispensaries to continue with business as usual and it looks like even the stoners are staying in tune with pop culture.
Jay-Z Reveals Beyonce Had Miscarriage
January 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce’s baby birthin’ has dominated the media since Blue Ivy Carter was unhooked from B’s belly. Jay and the ‘Countdown’ singer haven’t exactly kept it quiet. Between parents of newborns staying in the same hospital revealing that the couple’s security team pulled a Gandalf and said YOU SHALL NOT PASS while Jay used the hallway and the name mix up that Gwyneth Paltrow had to clear up, you’d think it would be enough.
It’s not. Blue Ivy has a soundtrack now.
Beyonce and Jay Z Baby’s Name Is…
January 9, 2012 By 3 Comments
Blue Ivy Carter. Reports by E! initially stated that Beyonce’s baby girl is named Ivy Blue. The order was switched and reported by the media outlet and caused mass confusion.
Beyonce Baby Demands Banned Parents From Visiting Their Own Babies
January 9, 2012 By 1 Comment
Beyonce went full DIVA and rented out the maternity ward at Lenox Hill Hospital. She had a team keeping everyone at bay including other new parents. I guess she expected other laboring women to cross their legs. It couldn’t possibly be due to hiding a screaming surrogate who doesn’t speak a word of English other than what she learned from watching “Jerry Maguire” – SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Security was tighter D-cup boob in a training bra. A new father of prematurely born twins was repeatedly banned from seeing his own babies. Beyonce’s bodyguards refused to let him into the neonatal intensive care unit where his newborns were placed for special treatments for their lungs.
Click HERE to see Beyonce’s correct baby name…
Beyonce Has NOT Given Birth Yet
January 2, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beyonce is still pregnant with little Serta Memory Foam Gusset Carter.
The ‘Single Ladies’ singer was rumored to be ready to give birth at “any moment” just before the New Year. She reportedly reserved the delivery suites at a Manhattan hospital in preparation for the delivery. Click HERE for more on that bogus report…
Dick Clark New Years Rockin’ Eve 2011/2012: Lady Gaga Ball Drop, Beyonce, Bieber – VIDEOS
January 1, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Lady Gaga helped bring in the 2012 New Year. It didn’t have quite the same effect it did last year when she was trapped inside Dick Clark’s ball.
