Angelina Jolie is Pregnant, Leaves Brad Pitt After Jennifer Aniston’s Miscarriage?!

Anyway, Star (via Dlisted) has some WTF to make your afternoon vodka taste a bit bitter. The rag has an insider-type telling the tale of the time Brad had sexy times with Jennifer Aniston while they were married which resulted in baby that Aniston miscarried. Jolie became furious at the news that Pitt put a baby in someone else’s womb and walked out on him upon hearing the news. Perhaps she thought, like the rest of us, that Brad and Jen just sat around and braided each other’s hair.

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Bipolar, Porn Obsession, Drug Relapse, Holiday Drama :Blind Items

~Which performer announced to his record label that he’s been diagnosed with bipolar disorder after going on a tear of unpredictable, smashing-up-equipment backstage rampages? [NY Post]

My Guess: Ooo…this is a tough one. Bipolar Disorder is really a really hot right trend with celebs right now. I am sure one of those little plastic support a cause bands is being manufactured right now. I think it says FIGHT BD! on one side and LOOK AT ME! on the other. I will go with Chris Brown because he has a fondness for beating up furniture and women.

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Angelina Jolie Locks Kids in Bedroom While She Gets DRUNK ?!

Oh, I just love these “tell alls” former assistants, nannies and/or bodyguards go on post firing. According to In Touch, not only does Angie answer the call of sweet nectar, she locks her kids in their bedrooms with she gets drunk. Apparently this isn’t standard parenting practice.

Angelina Jolie’s assistant went straight to the tabloid after finding out a steady flow of cash would no longer be hitting her bank account. The issue has a few tales of Angelina’s eight levels of craziness as detailed by an irate former employee and a “friend.”

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Angelina Jolie Having An Affair with Her Bodyguard – RUMOR

Star Magazine has once again appeared to have pulled ‘news’ out of their rear and is claiming that her holiness – Angelina Jolie - is stepping out on Brad Pitt and getting a little too close for comfort to her current bodyguard. Known only as ‘Guy,’ he’s been by her side for months and she jets all over Europe for her directorial debut ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’, as well as Pitt’s ‘World War Z.’

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Brangelina Tribe’s Play Date with Gwen Stefani’s Kids – PHOTOS

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s brood had a dinner date with Gwen Stefani and her boys, Kingston and Zuma.

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Angelina Jolie Confirms Secret Wedding Rumors are BS

Stamp a big ol’ TOLD YA SO on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s mythical wedding reported by Us Weekly. As we reported, the tabloid was wrong in their claim that a secret French wedding was in the works.

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Brad Pitt Casts Maddox in ‘Battling Boys’

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s son Maddox is gonna become a star in his own right! Maddox is reported to be taking the lead role in upcoming movie “Battling Boys,” produced by Pitt’s Plan B company. The film is based on a graphic novel about the young son of a god who leaves his mountain-top home “to fight monsters.”

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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Marry

This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.

A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.

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Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.

According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.

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Angelina Jolie No Makeup Louis Vuitton Ad

Get your Yeah, Okay looks sharpened because Pietro Beccari, Louis Vuitton’s executive vice president, is trying to convince us all that Angelina Jolie has no makeup on in the brand’s latest campaign.

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