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Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to Marry

July 14, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

This is pretty much the 875 claim that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting married. It’s been a bit of a slow gossip week and Us is going with the ol’ standby of Brangelina cover. When they spun the wheel this week it breezed past break up, Angie snorting coke out of Lord Voldemort’s navel, Brad sending Jennifer Aniston I MISS YOU smoke signals and landed on wedding.

A whopping 3 sources (hobo paid in chicken, drunk girl stumbling out of the club and their former pool boy’s best friend’s cousin – the holy trinity of sources) told the mag that they are finally succumbing to the demands of their children and getting married.

Jennifer Aniston is a Homewrecker

June 14, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Jennifer Aniston, Angelina Jolie and the Circle of Ho Games is complete. The former ‘Friends’ star whose husband was snatched by the voodoo vag of Jolie is now up to her own husband thievery.

According to Page Six, Jen has moved in on Justin Theroux and has subsequently caused him break up with his girlfriend of 14 years, Heidi Bivens.

Angelina Jolie No Makeup Louis Vuitton Ad

June 13, 2011 By Cara Harrington 2 Comments

Get your Yeah, Okay looks sharpened because Pietro Beccari, Louis Vuitton’s executive vice president, is trying to convince us all that Angelina Jolie has no makeup on in the brand’s latest campaign.

Angelina Jolie and the 7th Baby Tattoo

April 6, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

It sounds like some kind of twisted Harry Potter book in which St. Angie replaces Harry and instead of fighting off an evil overlord; Angie is fighting off laughter and lazy Sundays.

Angelina Jolie is in Libya getting her badge in refugee community service. A picture of Jolie with a seventh coordinate tattoo made everyone run to Babies R Us to find their gift registry. Alas, according to In Touch, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are NOT adopting a 7th child. The new ink that joined the coordinates of her bounty of children isn’t for another baby. Brad reportedly had enough of touring the world of war torn countries and wants to settle down. Jolie gave in and agreed to move the family to L.A. where Brad can sweep his WELCOME mat and ride his motorcycles around the cul-de-sac. To celebrate this (non)special occasion, Angelina got another tattoo of the coordinates of Brad’s home town in Oklahoma.

“After dragging their kids around the world, Angelina, 35, has finally agreed to Brad’s long-standing request to settle down. But in return, she demanded a permanent commitment — the tattoo, which “signifies family unity.” In other words, Brad is part of Angelina’s family now — tied to her forever. And she’s acting differently as a result.”

I am pretty sure when he signed adoption papers and knocked her up with Shiloh and the twins it “tied him to her forever.” But I guess nothing says Togetha 4-Eva like a tattoo. I’m sure the Billy Bob tat was a fluke. (No I’m not.)

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Brad Pitt to Play John Lennon in New Biopic

January 7, 2011 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

The Daily Express (via Digital Spy) is adamant that Brad Pitt is awarding himself the role of John Lennon in a new film that Pitt also wants to produce.

According to their report, Brad has been taking a break from pushing Angelina Jolie into rehab (click HERE for that rumor…) to woo Yoko Ono to get her blessing for the role. He has reportedly already hired a writer and plans to sing the Beatles band member’s songs instead of using back tracks.

“Brad wants to do all the singing himself and plans to take voice lessons. If he can’t pull it off they’ll use John’s own voice. Brad has also been immersing himself in videos and books so he can get Lennon’s mannerisms down pat.”

Yes, this is just what the world needs. Another John Lennon movie.

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Angelina Jolie in Rehab ?! – PHOTOS

January 5, 2011 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

If you believe Star Magazine then Angelina Jolie is headed for rehab.

Using an unfortunate picture of Angie looking like Lindsay Lohan on a good day, the magazine claims that “The Tourist” star is back to abusing heroin. The rag also has a tag line that she collapsed due to her addiction. Along with the “secret collapse” she and Brad Pitt had some “embarrassing scene in public.” Being that Brangelina is constantly stalked by paparazzi I would bet that any fight in public would be front page news for every media outlet.

The mag also used another unflattering photo from a premiere at Cinestar at Potsdamer. It appears as though the are fighting right there on a red carpet. Below are some more photos from the same premiere. They are both smiling and it provides a new angle to the mag’s pic.

Is Jolie headed to rehab? Based on the “proof” on the cover…I’d say she be more likely to be headed to In and Out Burger.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt On Set PDA – PHOTOS

November 8, 2010 By Cara Harrington 1 Comment

Angelina Jolie ~~let~~ ~~forced~~ ~~demanded~~ ~~mind controlled with her voodoo vag~~ had Brad Pitt visit her while on set in Budapest. Jolie is making her directorial debut for ‘United Love Story.’ He has spent a lot of time on set with her and they haven’t been shy in showing some PDA.

Click HERE to see who the Brangelina kids’ Godmother is…

Click HERE for details on a Gossip Girl party…

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Brad Pitt Cheated on Angelina Jolie with a Flight Attendant

September 8, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

Star is giving Jennifer Aniston a day off from Brad Pitt’s and Angelina Jolie saga with a story about Pitt nailing some ho on plane.

Spoiler alert…this flight attendant is also a wannabe model. Proceed with your skeptic face on. Racine, said ho on a plane, is blurting out tales about having sex with Brad on a private plane he chartered.

“The woman — who claims she has slept with at least three men that Angelina has also shared a bed with — says that she likes to sleep with married or attached men because, “They get so excited when they cheat! It turns me on because I’m able to give them what they lack.”

(I think she is referring to herpes.) Aside from the fact the she is proudly spewing that she like’s Angie’s leftovers, she sounds like she is auditioning for a role in the film ‘Prostitutes on a Plane: High Flyin’ Tricks Part 3’ or a member of the Sienna Miller Association: Air Hookers Division. Star also reported a few weeks ago that Angie was bored with him so I guess Racine can have him. Of course there are also whispers that they aren’t even a couple anymore and haven’t been for awhile, but Brangelina is brand and powerhouse so they are sticking it out together.

So what are we to believe? I believe…Racine probably has the clap.

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Brad Pitt Tells Angelina Jolie to Shut Up

September 1, 2010 By Cara Harrington 4 Comments

Once again, the tabs are yelling from the mountain tops that Brad and Angelina are fighting over their children, Angie’s past whoredom or Jennifer Aniston driving by and crying. Life and Style claims that Brad Pitt is furious of Angelina Jolie flapping her ho-hole to Vanity Fair about Shiloh’s penchant for dressing like Chaz Bono.

“She likes tracksuits, she likes [regular] suits. She likes to dress like a boy. She wants to be a boy. So we had to cut her hair. She likes to wear boys’ everything. She thinks she’s one of the brothers.”

Life and Style sources UK’s Closer mag and states that Brad is furious over her open admissions to Shiloh’s behavior.

“He’s upset that Shiloh is getting too much attention at the expense of the other children and has begged Angie to stop going on and on about Shiloh. Brad is very bothered by Angelina’s public statements. She’s being too revealing. Angelina release more telling information in a press junket than she does in conversations with friends.”

“And whenever there’s a disagreement – over Shiloh or anything else – a notoriously controlling Angie will overrule Brad, often harshly. ‘They get into vicious fights sometimes and Angelina can be very mean to him. Even when they’re out at dinner with friends, she sometimes snaps at him saying, ‘You’re wrong.’ She puts him in his place a lot.”

We all know that Maddox is the only one allowed to tell Angie to shut up. I am guessing he is filing his nails and rolling his eyes as the twins hold the mag open for him to read while he takes a bubble bath.

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Angelina Jolie Murder Attempt

August 18, 2010 By Cara Harrington Leave a Comment

National Enquirer is weaving tale of a psychotic Angelina Jolie. They are basing 90% of their claims on Andrew Morton’s tell-all book. (Click HERE to see the Angelina Jolie Bondage/nude photos that are in the book.)

The first point the rag hits is Angie’s mom… (It’s always a low blow to pick on someone’s mom. Unless it’s that walking sack of Applebee’s Mudslide, Dina Lohan.)

“The book also portrays Jolie’s beloved mother Marcheline Bertrand, who died of ovarian cancer in 2007, as being manipulative and unstable, and rekindled Angelina’s lifelong fear of abandonment, said the insider.”

Reports that Angie is/was certifiably insane and hired someone to kill her followed the attack on her mother.

“Angelina was once so suicidal that she hired a hit man to kill her because she was too afraid to do it herself. But the would-be killer talked her out of it.”

Finally, they end with Billy Bob and Angelina Jolie’s cutting habit.

“Angelina’s first stay in a mental ward was in 2000, when she committed herself to the Neuropsychiatric Institute at UCLA Medical Center for three days shortly before marrying Oscar winner Billy Bob Thornton. Sources at the time said the then- 24-year-old actress – who regularly cut herself in her teens and 20s – was afraid that she might kill herself if she wasn’t treated.”

I am guessing Angie is hardly “upset” nor is Brad Pitt offended and clutching his pearls as he gasps with shock. Jolie has come with a buyer beware warning label since she licked on her brother and then humped Billy Bob.